"Smart people don't like me!"

Across the country, people grouped into enormous crowds. Congregating beyond the millions, these people are displeased by the current administration and believe the king must go. No one wants a Nazi-loving rapist in office. Rumors of the president reading a biography on Hitler nightly are well-circulated throughout the nation. No wonder he had chosen a space-obsessed Nazi who just wanted to play with rockets as his unofficial hubby. They wanted to read Hitler biographies toge

Instagram | @phractical_phaerie What harm can a person in an animal costume do? They can’t move around freely and are weighed down by fabric. Well, ICE felt threatened by one giraffe, who sang only his opinion with a beautiful choice of words. A Proud Boy with a big boy gun fired pepper balls at the giraffe’s feet, only to walk away ashamed of his weak aim. Detained for his freedom of speech, it took a small army of thugs—dressed in military garb—in order to drag the harmless

Congregating in front of the old capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, is a cult of fake Christians, who love white nationalism with their bread and butter. Dragging a few of their "token" minority friends who are too stupid to understand they are only accepted into the Mayo clique so the racists can claim they aren't racist. But little do they know, these whiter-than-white imbeciles laugh at racism when they aren’t around. Low-and-behold, a spectacle of fake waterworks is to begi

October is the month of spookiness and hauntings, but racists are celebrating a dead racist. Low-and-behold, tomorrow is a “new holiday,” and the creeps in office have declared it, “National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk.” Comparing their dead “martyr” to MLK Jr., the watered-down Nazis are reveling in their own spite. And King Cheeto is jerking off to the chaos. Who cares if the King of Fast Food said we had too many holidays? As long as we celebrate Nazis, now! Who ca

We’ve all seen them creeping in the dark alleys with a gut too full of beer that will make anyone cringe. They may come from different backgrounds, but there is one thing they all have in common: They are society’s pests. These are the Toxic Democrats. Holding prejudices of their own, they might as well join the MAGA movement. The left doesn’t want them, and the middle can’t stand them. Often arguing online with the alt-right, people of the Republican and Democrat parties rol