Nazis Are Congregating In Tally!

Congregating in front of the old capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, is a cult of fake Christians, who love white nationalism with their bread and butter. Dragging a few of their "token" minority friends who are too stupid to understand they are only accepted into the Mayo clique so the racists can claim they aren't racist. But little do they know, these whiter-than-white imbeciles laugh at racism when they aren’t around.

Low-and-behold, a spectacle of fake waterworks is to begin at 6:00 PM (EST) this evening. Make sure you bring a lawn chair and megaphone, so you can blow raspberries at them from across the street. Make sure you mean well and fart in their general direction, Monty Python style.