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Nazis Are Congregating In Tally!
Congregating in front of the old capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, is a cult of fake Christians, who love white nationalism with their bread and butter. Dragging a few of their "token" minority friends who are too stupid to understand they are only accepted into the Mayo clique so the racists can claim they aren't racist. But little do they know, these whiter-than-white imbeciles laugh at racism when they aren’t around. Low-and-behold, a spectacle of fake waterworks is to begi
Oct 14
Hate Groups In Tallahassee
Ah, Tallahassee, the capital city of Florida—known for its trees and diversity. But don’t let that fool you. Peace can easily be disrupted, and we have two known hate groups hiding in our city: Moms for Liberty and No Left Turn in Education. Well, they are not that hidden as they are tracked hate groups according to The Southern Poverty Law Center: https://www.splcenter.org/hate-map/ Moms for Liberty is a group of extreme intolerant Karens who are displeased with the school
Sep 30
Mayor 2026: An Old Dem, A Pizza Maker, And A Lawyer
There are many things the left does better: social justice, immigration rights, feminism, education, and so, so much more. But racism? While the right of the political spectrum has racism mastered like no other, there are some Democrats that are called "the old dems" and they still have that racist gene. Having a family history of prejudice and slaveholding, Loranne Ausley tries hard to fight against her family’s legacy. While this is good, people should evolve, her demeanor
Sep 25
Sorry Ice, We Prefer Fire Here
Tallahassee, Florida, known for its trees, diversity, and hot humidity, has a building full of Nazis associated with ICE. It’s located at 1530 Commonwealth Business Drive, Tallahassee, FL 32303. Sitting comfortably behind their desks, there's a group of fascists that push paperwork in order to get local immigrants deported. But despite all their hate and choice of job, they are human, and they cry Nazi tears when they get bullied. They want to be seen as the true victims. The
Sep 25
Our Firefighters, Not Yours
Due to the county's frugalness and lack of care for its people, the county has parted ways with the City of Tallahassee due to rising service fees for fire service. "We have three years to come up with alternative solutions to provide safe, reliable, and most importantly, affordable fire services for unincorporated Leon County," said Leon County Commissioner Christian Caban. But does the county really have its residents' best interests at heart? In an economy with constantly
Sep 22
Israel Stealing Military Intelligence
A local university student approached another student for wearing an IDF shirt (Israel Defense Force) on July 30th. It began as a conversation and a light touch on the shoulder but whirled into a case of discomfort, bringing forth criminal charges against the shoulder rapist. How dare one student question another student's pro-Israel shirt on an American campus. We are now doing fascism on college campuses in Florida. Get with the program. A bystander was confused by this ord
Sep 20
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