Israel Stealing Military Intelligence

A local university student approached another student for wearing an IDF shirt (Israel Defense Force) on July 30th. It began as a conversation and a light touch on the shoulder but whirled into a case of discomfort, bringing forth criminal charges against the shoulder rapist. How dare one student question another student's pro-Israel shirt on an American campus. We are now doing fascism on college campuses in Florida. Get with the program.

A bystander was confused by this ordeal, reporting to us their dismay. “It’s crazy here. I feel like I live in Nazi Germany. The last time I checked hating Jews was more of a Nazi thing, like Israel toward Palestine. Or the USA with ICE raids... Also, I mean, like, the IDF student was pretty buff. Maybe he was a soldier for Israel and came over here to exchange military intelligence? Last time I checked, IDF is a pretty big deal over there… And maybe the other student was concerned for our safety? I feel bad for her.”

In an act of Good Faith, someone placed a billboard on Tennessee Street near downtown Tallahassee, claiming Jews are being targeted on campuses. I suppose it makes sense that if someone criticizes Israel, they would be antisemitic. Seriously, who cares if there are pro-Palestinian Jews living in Israel and around the world? No one should be targeted on college campuses, except for Palestine supporters, feminists, Trump critics, and people who make fun of Charlie Kirk! The student that touched the Israel fanatic's shoulder was expelled and charged with battery. Does this mean we all can press charges for that forced and unwanted handshake we accrue daily?

Since we can promote other countries military on our shirts, can someone please give me a China T-shirt?