"Smart people don't like me!"

October is the month of spookiness and hauntings, but racists are celebrating a dead racist. Low-and-behold, tomorrow is a “new holiday,” and the creeps in office have declared it, “National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk.” Comparing their dead “martyr” to MLK Jr., the watered-down Nazis are reveling in their own spite. And King Cheeto is jerking off to the chaos. Who cares if the King of Fast Food said we had too many holidays? As long as we celebrate Nazis, now! Who ca

From bear meat to unknown meat, there is nothing in the world this man won't consume. Missing the parasites that ate part of his brain, he is trying to make a new friend. One can see him lurking in the woods, looking for roadkill to fill that hole in his head. Like a zombie walking in the night, he is on an endless hunt to consume raw flesh. No animal is safe, not even human. Lock your doors, he may be right around the corner. Don't let his environmental talk lure you in, he