"Smart people don't like me!"

From childhood, I only wanted to tell people stories and tried to come up with jokes. I wanted them to be happy; I wanted them to laugh. But then I realized, most of the people around me did not want these things. They wanted people to agree with them, to cater to them. They wanted the new shoe releases or the new jacket that just “dropped.” They did not want to be challenged in the sense that I wanted to challenge them. They did not want to improve their emotions and work to

We’ve all seen them creeping in the dark alleys with a gut too full of beer that will make anyone cringe. They may come from different backgrounds, but there is one thing they all have in common: They are society’s pests. These are the Toxic Democrats. Holding prejudices of their own, they might as well join the MAGA movement. The left doesn’t want them, and the middle can’t stand them. Often arguing online with the alt-right, people of the Republican and Democrat parties rol

I run the social media pages for TBN, while the others just sit on their asses, doing whatever the fuck they do. I never thought I’d end up running the social media accounts for a fucked-up satire news group. Shit, I really wish I’d got that degree in marketing, maybe I’d be working for a respectable company. Anyway, I was doing my thing, and then I get a fucking email from Ghoulie asking me to tone it down on social media and stop trolling people. She thinks I’m being “offen

You’ve heard about them; you’ve seen them in the wild. They are so loud and obnoxious they annoy their own party. Introducing: MAGA. Claiming to be a patriot of America, they go around calling everyone who dares question them all Democrats. Though, many of the people who don’t like them are other Republicans, libertarians, moderates, and other third parties. Splitting their party, throwing punches, the right wing of politics has become a blood-fest. Dividing into groups, the

Do this. Do that. No, like this, Sage. LIKE THIS. It never ends. Here I am trying to get this crappy online newspaper off the ground with two batshit insane writers, who I suspect are unemployed, with a boss that has control issues like no other. Don't get me started on this "secret boss." I've never met them, but Ghoulie Girl and Raven Poe swear they're legit. Why the hell am I trusting two strangers I met online in a game forum? God damn it. I bet you the boss won't publish