"Smart people don't like me!"

MAGA is correct. There is a disease circulating this country. It has all the psychologists confused by its very existence. One could say it isn’t even real... But that doesn’t matter! TDS is very—VERY—real. And the victims are the very ones who use the word as a slur. MAGA, you are the true victims of TDS. You better watch out You better fucking cry Better not mount He’s telling you lies A grifter is coming to town.   He's making a dick, And checking it thrice; Gonna find out

Claiming he isn't American, MAGA is shitting bricks finding out a Puerto Rican singer is performing at the Super Bowl LX halftime show. And the biggest turd goes to none other than King Cheeto. Knowing all too well who the singer is, for he has spent many moons dancing his villainous shuffle to the singer’s Spanish lyrics in secret, he cried out in anger. Upset that the sexy Latin singer doesn’t like him, the fast food enthusiast pretended to not know who the singer was. The