TDS Winter Song
- Staff
- Dec 29, 2025
- 1 min read
MAGA is correct. There is a disease circulating this country. It has all the psychologists confused by its very existence. One could say it isn’t even real... But that doesn’t matter! TDS is very—VERY—real. And the victims are the very ones who use the word as a slur. MAGA, you are the true victims of TDS.
You better watch out
You better fucking cry
Better not mount
He’s telling you lies
A grifter is coming to town.
He's making a dick,
And checking it thrice;
Gonna find out who's whitey with lice.
A grifter is coming to town
He sees you when you're weeping
He knows when you're a fool
He knows if you've been had or stood
So be compliant for April Fools!
O! You better watch out
You better fucking cry
Better not mount, He’s telling you lies
A grifter is coming to town.
You better watch out
You better fucking cry
Better not mount
He’s telling you lies
A grifter is coming to town.
He's making a dick,
And checking it thrice;
Gonna find out who’s whitey with lice.
A grifter is coming to town
He sees you when you're weeping
He knows when you're a fool
He knows if you've been had or stood
So be compliant for April Fools!
O! You better watch out
You better fucking cry
Better not mount
He’s telling you lies
A grifter is coming to town.
A grifter is coming to town.
