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Resident Nazis
Rolling hills and luscious trees—that is what the city of Tallahassee is known for. What the city is not known for is fascism. Well, that's what people tell themselves, anyway. Inside this beautiful city, the citizens pride themselves at being better than most when it comes to peaceful ideals. The people are just better than most places in Florida when it comes to racism and other prejudices. But being better at something does not mean being without. And Tallahassee has its o
Jan 12


TDS Winter Song
MAGA is correct. There is a disease circulating this country. It has all the psychologists confused by its very existence. One could say it isn’t even real... But that doesn’t matter! TDS is very—VERY—real. And the victims are the very ones who use the word as a slur. MAGA, you are the true victims of TDS. You better watch out You better fucking cry Better not mount He’s telling you lies A grifter is coming to town. He's making a dick, And checking it thrice; Gonna find out
Dec 29, 2025


Nazis Sing Hymns On Capitol Steps
Charlie Kirk vigil | Tallahassee, Florida | TBN (10/14/2025) On October 14, 2025, a group of people, whom the local community identifies as a stain on society, congregated behind the old capitol in Tallahassee, Florida. Wearing red shirts, for their false martyr, these cultists vow to continue Charlie Kirk’s legacy. What legacy is that one may ask? The legacy of hate and a distorted twist on what Christianity actually is. Halfway through the rally, a wicked man preached on th
Oct 15, 2025

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