"Smart people don't like me!"

It is official. ICE is hunting American citizens. The idea that an American Gestapo is hunting Americans while no one is doing anything about it sounds like a script from a dystopian novel. While people still show concern for the victims murdered in cold blood by these false agents – masked hitmen – the country needs to step it up. Uniting against this fascist regime is a must and a harsh reality we all have to face. What's it going to take for those who are not outraged to

Rolling hills and luscious trees—that is what the city of Tallahassee is known for. What the city is not known for is fascism. Well, that's what people tell themselves, anyway. Inside this beautiful city, the citizens pride themselves at being better than most when it comes to peaceful ideals. The people are just better than most places in Florida when it comes to racism and other prejudices. But being better at something does not mean being without. And Tallahassee has its o

MAGA is correct. There is a disease circulating this country. It has all the psychologists confused by its very existence. One could say it isn’t even real... But that doesn’t matter! TDS is very—VERY—real. And the victims are the very ones who use the word as a slur. MAGA, you are the true victims of TDS. You better watch out You better fucking cry Better not mount He’s telling you lies A grifter is coming to town.   He's making a dick, And checking it thrice; Gonna find out

All eyes were on New York City last night as the polls closed and votes were counted. Eagerly awaiting the winner for Mayor, people across the world sat on the edge of their chairs, biting unkempt fingernails. Their hair was shriveled, their eyes wide open like a barista who had too many drinks. Well, everyone can stop biting their nails in a frantic worry, for a charming democratic socialist won. Voting in not only a socialist but a Muslim is a much-needed change in the face

Across the country, people grouped into enormous crowds. Congregating beyond the millions, these people are displeased by the current administration and believe the king must go. No one wants a Nazi-loving rapist in office. Rumors of the president reading a biography on Hitler nightly are well-circulated throughout the nation. No wonder he had chosen a space-obsessed Nazi who just wanted to play with rockets as his unofficial hubby. They wanted to read Hitler biographies toge

Instagram | @phractical_phaerie What harm can a person in an animal costume do? They can’t move around freely and are weighed down by fabric. Well, ICE felt threatened by one giraffe, who sang only his opinion with a beautiful choice of words. A Proud Boy with a big boy gun fired pepper balls at the giraffe’s feet, only to walk away ashamed of his weak aim. Detained for his freedom of speech, it took a small army of thugs—dressed in military garb—in order to drag the harmless

Congregating in front of the old capitol in Tallahassee, Florida, is a cult of fake Christians, who love white nationalism with their bread and butter. Dragging a few of their "token" minority friends who are too stupid to understand they are only accepted into the Mayo clique so the racists can claim they aren't racist. But little do they know, these whiter-than-white imbeciles laugh at racism when they aren’t around. Low-and-behold, a spectacle of fake waterworks is to begi

October is the month of spookiness and hauntings, but racists are celebrating a dead racist. Low-and-behold, tomorrow is a “new holiday,” and the creeps in office have declared it, “National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk.” Comparing their dead “martyr” to MLK Jr., the watered-down Nazis are reveling in their own spite. And King Cheeto is jerking off to the chaos. Who cares if the King of Fast Food said we had too many holidays? As long as we celebrate Nazis, now! Who ca

We’ve all seen them creeping in the dark alleys with a gut too full of beer that will make anyone cringe. They may come from different backgrounds, but there is one thing they all have in common: They are society’s pests. These are the Toxic Democrats. Holding prejudices of their own, they might as well join the MAGA movement. The left doesn’t want them, and the middle can’t stand them. Often arguing online with the alt-right, people of the Republican and Democrat parties rol