"Smart people don't like me!"

From childhood, I only wanted to tell people stories and tried to come up with jokes. I wanted them to be happy; I wanted them to laugh. But then I realized, most of the people around me did not want these things. They wanted people to agree with them, to cater to them. They wanted the new shoe releases or the new jacket that just “dropped.” They did not want to be challenged in the sense that I wanted to challenge them. They did not want to improve their emotions and work to

It is official. ICE is hunting American citizens. The idea that an American Gestapo is hunting Americans while no one is doing anything about it sounds like a script from a dystopian novel. While people still show concern for the victims murdered in cold blood by these false agents – masked hitmen – the country needs to step it up. Uniting against this fascist regime is a must and a harsh reality we all have to face. What's it going to take for those who are not outraged to

Rolling hills and luscious trees—that is what the city of Tallahassee is known for. What the city is not known for is fascism. Well, that's what people tell themselves, anyway. Inside this beautiful city, the citizens pride themselves at being better than most when it comes to peaceful ideals. The people are just better than most places in Florida when it comes to racism and other prejudices. But being better at something does not mean being without. And Tallahassee has its o

MAGA is correct. There is a disease circulating this country. It has all the psychologists confused by its very existence. One could say it isn’t even real... But that doesn’t matter! TDS is very—VERY—real. And the victims are the very ones who use the word as a slur. MAGA, you are the true victims of TDS. You better watch out You better fucking cry Better not mount He’s telling you lies A grifter is coming to town.   He's making a dick, And checking it thrice; Gonna find out

All eyes were on New York City last night as the polls closed and votes were counted. Eagerly awaiting the winner for Mayor, people across the world sat on the edge of their chairs, biting unkempt fingernails. Their hair was shriveled, their eyes wide open like a barista who had too many drinks. Well, everyone can stop biting their nails in a frantic worry, for a charming democratic socialist won. Voting in not only a socialist but a Muslim is a much-needed change in the face

Across the country, people grouped into enormous crowds. Congregating beyond the millions, these people are displeased by the current administration and believe the king must go. No one wants a Nazi-loving rapist in office. Rumors of the president reading a biography on Hitler nightly are well-circulated throughout the nation. No wonder he had chosen a space-obsessed Nazi who just wanted to play with rockets as his unofficial hubby. They wanted to read Hitler biographies toge