"Smart people don't like me!"

Ah, Tallahassee, the capital city of Florida—known for its trees and diversity. But don’t let that fool you. Peace can easily be disrupted, and we have two known hate groups hiding in our city: Moms for Liberty and No Left Turn in Education. Well, they are not that hidden as they are tracked hate groups according to The Southern Poverty Law Center: https://www.splcenter.org/hate-map/ Moms for Liberty is a group of extreme intolerant Karens who are displeased with the school

In a clear display of rivalry, two Jewish groups are going head-to-head in Florida, trying to outdo each other. On one side, you have the extremist pro-Israel organization, JewBelong, trying to lecture how everyone who is not pro-Israel is antisemitic. In 2018, its founder said Gaza is “full of monsters” and that it was “time to burn the whole place.” On the other side, you have antifascist Jews who are promoting the freedom of Palestine. Fixing the wordage on their billboard

In Florida, we love our freedom—or we used to. Anyone can technically arrest a law official if they are witnessing the officer committing a felony. Now, I am not telling everyone to go out and arrest all police officers who are performing arrests. But the last time I checked kidnapping people off the street is a felony in Florida. And that is exactly what ICE agents have been doing. Often covering their faces while yanking helpless old ladies into their cars without identif

Do this. Do that. No, like this, Sage. LIKE THIS. It never ends. Here I am trying to get this crappy online newspaper off the ground with two batshit insane writers, who I suspect are unemployed, with a boss that has control issues like no other. Don't get me started on this "secret boss." I've never met them, but Ghoulie Girl and Raven Poe swear they're legit. Why the hell am I trusting two strangers I met online in a game forum? God damn it. I bet you the boss won't publish

There are many things the left does better: social justice, immigration rights, feminism, education, and so, so much more. But racism? While the right of the political spectrum has racism mastered like no other, there are some Democrats that are called "the old dems" and they still have that racist gene. Having a family history of prejudice and slaveholding, Loranne Ausley tries hard to fight against her family’s legacy. While this is good, people should evolve, her demeanor

Tallahassee, Florida, known for its trees, diversity, and hot humidity, has a building full of Nazis associated with ICE. It’s located at 1530 Commonwealth Business Drive, Tallahassee, FL 32303. Sitting comfortably behind their desks, there's a group of fascists that push paperwork in order to get local immigrants deported. But despite all their hate and choice of job, they are human, and they cry Nazi tears when they get bullied. They want to be seen as the true victims. The