"Smart people don't like me!"

There are many things the left does better: social justice, immigration rights, feminism, education, and so, so much more. But racism? While the right of the political spectrum has racism mastered like no other, there are some Democrats that are called "the old dems" and they still have that racist gene. Having a family history of prejudice and slaveholding, Loranne Ausley tries hard to fight against her family’s legacy. While this is good, people should evolve, her demeanor

Tallahassee, Florida, known for its trees, diversity, and hot humidity, has a building full of Nazis associated with ICE. It’s located at 1530 Commonwealth Business Drive, Tallahassee, FL 32303. Sitting comfortably behind their desks, there's a group of fascists that push paperwork in order to get local immigrants deported. But despite all their hate and choice of job, they are human, and they cry Nazi tears when they get bullied. They want to be seen as the true victims. The

A shooting broke out earlier today, on September 24th, at an ICE detention facility in Dallas, Texas. While people are defending ICE agents, they fail to bring awareness to the true victims. Being held against their will, an unconstitutional act, two detainees are now dead, and one is injured. If they were never there to begin with, they would still be alive. While their deaths are the fault of the shooter, it is not without the government’s involvement. They had placed these

A whiny orange man with the smallest of hands went before the world leaders at the United Nations in New York and shouted, “Your countries are going to Hell!” Most of these leaders are running nations that are older than the United States of America, nations that have been through many conflicts in the past. What right did a short American, who looked like a wrinkled Cheeto, have that he felt he could criticize the policies of other countries? Well, having bankrupted many bus

Known for his hateful rhetoric, a grown man went around college campuses to harass kids. If anyone else did that, they would be arrested and placed on a list, but his name was Charlie Kirk—a privileged white racist who catered to other privileged white racists. Saying bigoted nonsense with pride sure sounds good to those who don’t know things, and the faster one says it, the more confused the listener will be. That’s how you become the debate king! It’s what Charlie did. Lord

From bear meat to unknown meat, there is nothing in the world this man won't consume. Missing the parasites that ate part of his brain, he is trying to make a new friend. One can see him lurking in the woods, looking for roadkill to fill that hole in his head. Like a zombie walking in the night, he is on an endless hunt to consume raw flesh. No animal is safe, not even human. Lock your doors, he may be right around the corner. Don't let his environmental talk lure you in, he

Growing up, I related more with people of color and people who immigrated to the United States versus other kids who looked like me—pale. My favorite time of the year in school was always Black History Month. I remember admiring the woman who would come to our class to speak. She gave me my first taste of chitlins. I thought it tasted amazing until I found out what it was. But that’s because animal rights has always been a passion of mine. In elementary school, I formed an in

Claiming to be Jewish but his family does not claim him as one, there exists a man who hates Hispanics with a passion. It all goes back to when he was in middle school. He had high hopes for his childhood crush, a brilliant Brazilian-American mathlete. He would often imagine their future together. He had his entire life planned. He wanted to work as a CEO at a bank, and she would become his wedded maid. Unable to eat rice because of a weak stomach and having an IQ lower than

Due to the county's frugalness and lack of care for its people, the county has parted ways with the City of Tallahassee due to rising service fees for fire service. "We have three years to come up with alternative solutions to provide safe, reliable, and most importantly, affordable fire services for unincorporated Leon County," said Leon County Commissioner Christian Caban. But does the county really have its residents' best interests at heart? In an economy with constantly

A local university student approached another student for wearing an IDF shirt (Israel Defense Force) on July 30th. It began as a conversation and a light touch on the shoulder but whirled into a case of discomfort, bringing forth criminal charges against the shoulder rapist. How dare one student question another student's pro-Israel shirt on an American campus. We are now doing fascism on college campuses in Florida. Get with the program. A bystander was confused by this ord