"Smart people don't like me!"

We’ve all seen them creeping in the dark alleys with a gut too full of beer that will make anyone cringe. They may come from different backgrounds, but there is one thing they all have in common: They are society’s pests. These are the Toxic Democrats. Holding prejudices of their own, they might as well join the MAGA movement. The left doesn’t want them, and the middle can’t stand them. Often arguing online with the alt-right, people of the Republican and Democrat parties rol

Combating the officers in Portland, a frog stands tall, glaring deep into their eyes. Spraying him with peppery gas, the officers were unnerved by his calm demeanor. He laughed in their faces, inhaling the fumes of that which fuels him. He's had much spicier food than their gas. He is green, he is silent, and he consumes all things spice. Peppers and chilis run deep within him, turning the very breath that escapes his air into flames. So, watch out, ICE! He may just be able t

I run the social media pages for TBN, while the others just sit on their asses, doing whatever the fuck they do. I never thought I’d end up running the social media accounts for a fucked-up satire news group. Shit, I really wish I’d got that degree in marketing, maybe I’d be working for a respectable company. Anyway, I was doing my thing, and then I get a fucking email from Ghoulie asking me to tone it down on social media and stop trolling people. She thinks I’m being “offen

Claiming he isn't American, MAGA is shitting bricks finding out a Puerto Rican singer is performing at the Super Bowl LX halftime show. And the biggest turd goes to none other than King Cheeto. Knowing all too well who the singer is, for he has spent many moons dancing his villainous shuffle to the singer’s Spanish lyrics in secret, he cried out in anger. Upset that the sexy Latin singer doesn’t like him, the fast food enthusiast pretended to not know who the singer was. The

This is a developing story. On a Monday evening In Cranford, New Jersey, two seventeen-year-old girls—Maria Niotis and Isabella Salas—were killed in a hit-and-run at 5:30 p.m. Going 70 miles an hour, Vincent Battiloro, a seventeen-year-old MAGA and Charlie Kirk fan, struck the two girls while they were on their e-bikes. Admiring degenerates like Andrew Tate, who is undergoing his own investigation of human trafficking, it is no surprise to find out that Battiloro had sent Nio

You’ve heard about them; you’ve seen them in the wild. They are so loud and obnoxious they annoy their own party. Introducing: MAGA. Claiming to be a patriot of America, they go around calling everyone who dares question them all Democrats. Though, many of the people who don’t like them are other Republicans, libertarians, moderates, and other third parties. Splitting their party, throwing punches, the right wing of politics has become a blood-fest. Dividing into groups, the