"Smart people don't like me!"

All eyes were on New York City last night as the polls closed and votes were counted. Eagerly awaiting the winner for Mayor, people across the world sat on the edge of their chairs, biting unkempt fingernails. Their hair was shriveled, their eyes wide open like a barista who had too many drinks. Well, everyone can stop biting their nails in a frantic worry, for a charming democratic socialist won. Voting in not only a socialist but a Muslim is a much-needed change in the face

Across the country, people grouped into enormous crowds. Congregating beyond the millions, these people are displeased by the current administration and believe the king must go. No one wants a Nazi-loving rapist in office. Rumors of the president reading a biography on Hitler nightly are well-circulated throughout the nation. No wonder he had chosen a space-obsessed Nazi who just wanted to play with rockets as his unofficial hubby. They wanted to read Hitler biographies toge

A whiny orange man with the smallest of hands went before the world leaders at the United Nations in New York and shouted, “Your countries are going to Hell!” Most of these leaders are running nations that are older than the United States of America, nations that have been through many conflicts in the past. What right did a short American, who looked like a wrinkled Cheeto, have that he felt he could criticize the policies of other countries? Well, having bankrupted many bus

Claiming to be Jewish but his family does not claim him as one, there exists a man who hates Hispanics with a passion. It all goes back to when he was in middle school. He had high hopes for his childhood crush, a brilliant Brazilian-American mathlete. He would often imagine their future together. He had his entire life planned. He wanted to work as a CEO at a bank, and she would become his wedded maid. Unable to eat rice because of a weak stomach and having an IQ lower than

In a world ran by wannabe dictators and overt Christian nationalists, people are being fired for their freedom of speech. Now, firing someone you don’t like has existed for as long as humans have created the notion of jobs. The difference today is that the government is interfering on people’s rights as an American. But I fear touting a white supremacist as a saint and tossing petals at him will not cover up the stench of evil he shat when he passed, no matter how “Christian”

A DEADLY CULT OF FEAR AND ANGER. Everyone wants a place to belong, even if they do not act like it. People drift toward groups that they identify with and share a common goal or viewpoint. While it is normal behavior for people to form tribes and participate in co-op living, such as forming families, some groups drift together based on fear. The larger the group that runs off of fear, the deadlier they become. Trumpers have become bold with their prejudices, which started wit