American Clown Speaks At United Nations

A whiny orange man with the smallest of hands went before the world leaders at the United Nations in New York and shouted, “Your countries are going to Hell!” Most of these leaders are running nations that are older than the United States of America, nations that have been through many conflicts in the past. What right did a short American, who looked like a wrinkled Cheeto, have that he felt he could criticize the policies of other countries? Well, having bankrupted many businesses will make the dumbest of men dangerously confident.  

Claiming green energy was a scam, and that immigration was going to be the fall of them, the leader of the neo-Nazis looked like he was getting through to them. Unfortunately for King Cheeto, everyone was actually silently watching the old man with dementia make jokes, laughing inside. But those silent stares only encouraged the false king to continue lecturing them in all his narcissistic rage, using a limited vocabulary that a teacher would be embarrassed by. Claiming to be "good at this stuff," King Cheeto claimed to know things he, in fact, did not know. Swearing climate change was the greatest con job ever, he was proud of his opinion. Good thing he's not an environmental scientist.

At least there was one thing everyone learned from his lecture: It’s best if the world jester does not speak before real world leaders. There are just some things certain people can never become. Sorry, orange man, you’re just not cut out for the big leagues.

Watch America's greatest embarrassment in action below:

American Clown Makes Jokes | CNN