Well guys, we're here. We made it. How has the turn to fascism been working out for you? Do you feel satisfied suffering from high costs of living?

How does it feel knowing that another country owns us? What about having a "president" who was best buds to a human trafficker? You know Epstein—the child sex offender with connections to Israel elites?

From speculations that Erika Kirk killed her husband to Stephen Miller jacking off Israel, while hating the fact he's Jewish, this country's "power figures" are nothing but ordinary. Speaking of ordinary, have you seen the hay on Trump's head? Talk about a toupee!

Speaking of fake, have you noticed Karoline Leavitt's lip game? All that gloss above her lip makes Captain Fascist's toupee pretty tame.

There is just something in the air that made the world's richest man salute the captain in Hitler style. Is it love? Or is it a fever dream?