Neo Nazi or Secret Latina Lover

Claiming to be Jewish but his family does not claim him as one, there exists a man who hates Hispanics with a passion. It all goes back to when he was in middle school. He had high hopes for his childhood crush, a brilliant Brazilian-American mathlete. He would often imagine their future together. He had his entire life planned. He wanted to work as a CEO at a bank, and she would become his wedded maid. Unable to eat rice because of a weak stomach and having an IQ lower than a frog, he was rejected the moment he confessed to her. From a frail and broken ego, he then turned to the people who hate Hispanics more than him: a group of Nazis. Now, he uses his voice for evil...

Spreading hate propaganda, he vomited at the Charlie Kirk funeral last night. Sweat glistening off his oddly shaped scalp, he yelled that no one was important to the crowd. It sounded like a cry for help, a plea to be seen by the crush who had turned him away. Every word he uttered could be traced back to his childhood, where he was neglected from not being special enough. He never did get that gold star he wanted.

Grieving the death of a podcaster, he now wants to get high. Angry that his wife is "white," he plans to attend a brothel next week in Reno, Nevada, so he can hang out with Latinas who will lie to him about the size of his dick. He never did get over that mathlete who turned him down for a nice hearted man from Mexico. How dare she not like a conflicted Jewish man with angry fascist ideals? Doesn't she know how privileged she would be mopping his kitchen floors? No worries, his maid—wife—does that now.

Let us all pray that he has a safe flight and may Reno bless him. Amen.