Mayor 2026: An Old Dem, A Pizza Maker, And A Lawyer

There are many things the left does better: social justice, immigration rights, feminism, education, and so, so much more. But racism? While the right of the political spectrum has racism mastered like no other, there are some Democrats that are called "the old dems" and they still have that racist gene.

Having a family history of prejudice and slaveholding, Loranne Ausley tries hard to fight against her family’s legacy. While this is good, people should evolve, her demeanor and tone often change depending on who she speaks to. Though, that’s not stopping her spark! Returning with a passion, Loranne Ausley wants a crack at being queen of Tallahassee. Filing to run as Mayor, the daughter of a problematic family line wants to “unite" the city.

Speculation and gossip about her family mistreating people because they are not Anglo-Saxon are all too common in the capital city of Tallahassee, Florida. And we are aware that just because someone says they are a Democrat doesn’t mean they’re not racist. It just means they are better than the alt-right racists, in a fake way. In other words, they wear a mask very well…

It's a good thing there are two more contestants for city mayor in 2026: Jeremy Matlow and Darryl Parks. Now these two are good choices for us who want a real change in the city! Plus, Matlow makes great pizza.

Are we saying Ausley doesn’t want change? No, we think she means well, but her racist roots keep her tied down. As feminists, we would love a woman mayor, but she just simply isn’t progressing fast enough for us at The Beekeeper. And we need left radicals to fight the Nazi administration that is Trumpland.