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Mayor 2026: An Old Dem, A Pizza Maker, And A Lawyer
There are many things the left does better: social justice, immigration rights, feminism, education, and so, so much more. But racism? While the right of the political spectrum has racism mastered like no other, there are some Democrats that are called "the old dems" and they still have that racist gene. Having a family history of prejudice and slaveholding, Loranne Ausley tries hard to fight against her family’s legacy. While this is good, people should evolve, her demeanor
Sep 25


Nazis Create a Nazi Holiday
Wakulla County Schools approved designating October 14 as "Nazi Day." Looking up from Hell, Charlie Kirk is beaming with pride at his proud boys who marry their cousins in the outskirts of Tallahassee. If it weren't for the fact that Charlie enjoys his new hobby of getting fucked by the Devil himself, he would visit Florida in a roaring victorious dance. But Wakulla knows very well when the Devil wants something, he comes to collect. Stay safe, Wakulla. And Godspeed.
Sep 20
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