Nazis Create a Nazi Holiday

Wakulla County Schools approved designating October 14 as "Nazi Day." Looking up from Hell, Charlie Kirk is beaming with pride at his proud boys who marry their cousins in the outskirts of Tallahassee. If it weren't for the fact that Charlie enjoys his new hobby of getting fucked by the Devil himself, he would visit Florida in a roaring victorious dance.

But Wakulla knows very well when the Devil wants something, he comes to collect. Stay safe, Wakulla. And Godspeed.