Dress Up For Nazi Day!

October is the month of spookiness and hauntings, but racists are celebrating a dead racist. Low-and-behold, tomorrow is a “new holiday,” and the creeps in office have declared it, “National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk.” Comparing their dead “martyr” to MLK Jr., the watered-down Nazis are reveling in their own spite. And King Cheeto is jerking off to the chaos.

Who cares if the King of Fast Food said we had too many holidays? As long as we celebrate Nazis, now! Who cares if the false martyr called MLK Jr. an “awful” man? Racists tend to think of good people as “awful.” Moving mountains, a spearhead of the civil rights movement, MLK Jr. rests in eternal bliss above the fluffy clouds while the dead grifter looks up from below in his new forever home, seething from an eternal punishment of being surrounded by demons reciting MLK Jr. quotes to him.

So, make sure you dress up to honor his legacy this Halloween! But why wait until October 31st? Come out tomorrow and recite Kirk's quotes to his fanboys. Make sure you dress accordingly.

In honor of the late Kirk: