Sorry Ice, We Prefer Fire Here

Tallahassee, Florida, known for its trees, diversity, and hot humidity, has a building full of Nazis associated with ICE. It’s located at 1530 Commonwealth Business Drive, Tallahassee, FL 32303. Sitting comfortably behind their desks, there's a group of fascists that push paperwork in order to get local immigrants deported. But despite all their hate and choice of job, they are human, and they cry Nazi tears when they get bullied. They want to be seen as the true victims. Their work is hard. Their work is tedious.

And they want Tallahassee to stop being mean to them.

So, what... They kidnap people off the street, going against the Constitution? Who cares if they are abiding by King Cheeto? They’re just doing their godly job. Lord knows it’s the only job available. And it’s the biggest job of jobs that ever jobbed.

Just ask Job.

ICE Office | Tallahassee, Florida