Portland Giraffe Gets Detained

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What harm can a person in an animal costume do? They can’t move around freely and are weighed down by fabric. Well, ICE felt threatened by one giraffe, who sang only his opinion with a beautiful choice of words. A Proud Boy with a big boy gun fired pepper balls at the giraffe’s feet, only to walk away ashamed of his weak aim.

Detained for his freedom of speech, it took a small army of thugs—dressed in military garb—in order to drag the harmless protestor away. Not only is it embarrassing to be on the side of fascists and ICE, but to drag a singing giraffe away? Hopefully, none of these “agents” has kids. They may steal their stuffed animals and lock them in jail!

But detainment isn’t stopping this long-neck animal that was spotted in the wild. He is out, and after a rest in an unknown location, he will look for a new target to serenade.