Claiming he isn't American, MAGA is shitting bricks finding out a Puerto Rican singer is performing at the Super Bowl LX halftime show. And the biggest turd goes to none other than King Cheeto. Knowing all too well who the singer is, for he has spent many moons dancing his villainous shuffle to the singer’s Spanish lyrics in secret, he cried out in anger. Upset that the sexy Latin singer doesn’t like him, the fast food enthusiast pretended to not know who the singer was. The

A whiny orange man with the smallest of hands went before the world leaders at the United Nations in New York and shouted, “Your countries are going to Hell!” Most of these leaders are running nations that are older than the United States of America, nations that have been through many conflicts in the past. What right did a short American, who looked like a wrinkled Cheeto, have that he felt he could criticize the policies of other countries? Well, having bankrupted many bus